Purchase of this package entitles you to one miracle.
Miracles are very complex magic. They require many components, a diligent and careful miracle-maker, and a bit of luck. While I can always guarantee my services, I cannot guarantee my luck. If it comes to pass that my luck runs short during the making of your miracle, I cannot be held responsible.
Additionally, sometimes magic may have unforseen consequences, especially when attempting great magics, such as the making of a miracle. If your miracle has any unforseen consequences, you agree that you will be liable for them. If the consequences of your miracle impact me, your humble thaumaturge, I will expect support from you in mitigating any negative effects to myself.
If I cannot perform the miracle you desire, I will provide you with a partial refund. Expenses and time will be deducted from the initial payment.