From the number-one bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry comes
Augusten Burroughs's most eagerly anticipated collection yet: true
stories that give voice to the thoughts that we all have but dare not
It begins with a Tang Instant-Breakfast Drink television commercial:
"Yes, you, Augusten. You were great. We want you." I
can now trace my manic adult tendencies to this moment. It was the
first time I felt deeply thrilled about something just a fraction of an
instant after being completely crushed. I believe those three words "We
want you" were enough to cause my brain to rewire itself, and from then
on, I would require more than other people....- from Magical Thinking's "Commercial Break"
contest of wills with a deranged cleaning lady. The execution of a
rodent carried out with military precision and utter horror.
Telemarketing revenge. A different kind of "roof work." Dating an
undertaker who shows up in a minivan. This is the fabric of Augusten
Burroughs's life: a collection of true stories that are universal in
their appeal yet unabashedly intimate, stories that shine a flashlight
into both dark and hilarious places. With Magical Thinking, Augusten Burroughs goes where other memoirists fear to tread.
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